MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN NO FURTHER A MYSTERY

Then it was hammer time. Mr Farage bounded on to your catwalk, shadowed by two security guards – let’s phone them Tintin and Pickles – and bid us “welcome to our alternative to Glastonbury!”.As Reform United kingdom creeps its way up the polls and seeks to sway disillusioned Tories, we consider a better check out who the best-wing populis